bPole Skills:/bbr Howard doesn't want his live-in girlfriend/maid to dance at his club. He doesn't want anyone else ogling her hot body. But when he has a night meeting, Vanessa sneaks out and knocks out the feature dancer Adora, taking her place as the headliner on the stage. Rodney is checking out her pole skills, and soon she checks out his pole skills, all over the stage.brbrbHandicam Howard:/bbr Allison auditions to be a stripper at the Baba Ding Dong. He recognizes her from her many porn videos. Good deal, because Howard has decided to try to make some porn movies himself. Even though Allison has retired, he persuades her to fuck once again for the camera.brbrbReal Resuscitation:/bbr Howard has had a little too much cooking sherry, and staggers into a bar. He tries to put the moves on sexy Hawaiian babe Nautica, but she wants no part of some drunk dude. But when he staggers and passes out, she discovers he's not breathing. She starts to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, but his booze breath is so bad, she can't do it. Knowing she needs to blow air into him somehow, she comes up with an alternate plan. Gee, I bet you can't guess what that is.brbrbBig Butt Wednesday:/bbr Howard tries to drum a business at the Ba Ba Ding Dong Strip Club by having a Big Butt Wednesday. He auditions some big butt girls. First in is Caroline Pierce, and soon his dick is in her mouth and pussy.brbrbDirty Old Man:/bbr Crotchety Howard walks by cute Aimee and can't resist trying to sneak a peak up her short skirt by lifting it even higher with his cane. When he gets caught, she punishes him by strapping him to a table and forcing him to lick her pussy. What a punishment. This of course leads to sucking and fucking, and a Howie Blast on her cute face.